character - Reporter

character - Officer Ray

character - Charles Chatsworth

character - Jeff (segment "Storm Drain")

character - Jude Lizowski (voice)

character - Clifford Diamond

character - Ryan

character - City Clerk (as Christian Potenza)

character - Bob

character - Dennis Walters

character - Sebastian

character - Mason

character - Paul Dempster

character - Chris McLean (voice)

character - Cashier

character - Chris McLean

character - Everett Whitman

character - Sandman (as Christian Potenza)

character - Sound Engineer

character - Security Guard

character - Trevor (voice)

character - Speeder

character - Chris McLean (voice)

character - Chris McLean

character - Chris McLean (voice)

character - Jude Lizowski (Voice)

character - Frank Ramsey

character - Garth

character - Homeless Man

character - Jude Lizowski (voice)

character - Jude Lizowski (Voice)

character - Officer Holland

character - Doug

character - Jude Lizowski (voice)

character - Dave

character - Pat Watts

character - Bill

character - Chris

character - CSA Agent Joel

character - Cashier

character - Hotel Clerk

character - Lighting Guy

character - Chas Chandler

character - Danny O'Brien

character - Parker

character - Corrections Officer

character - Young Barry Kirkbride

character - Deputy Spencer

character - Rudy

character - Jimmy Snow

character - Rueben